My favorite line so far..."I don't keep a cell phone, for obvious reasons--they corrode a man's brains, shrink his balls, and dry up his semen, as all of us know...."
We all know, don't we?
Second favorite line: "Iqbal, who is one of the four best poets in the world--the others being Rumi, Mirza Ghalib, and a fourth fellow, also a Muslim, whose name I have forgotten...."
Yeah, my fav too...a name I have forgotten.
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Gotta go...got a cell phone call....
You just admitted you have shrunken balls. That's embarrassing.
Old joke:
How do I make my penis 12 inches long?
Fold it in half.
Now there is some shrinking.
Maybe if your legs were longer!
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